Hello Stefanellie!, You Have (Too Many) Unread Messages

So uhh..people have been telling me to clean out my inbox, due to the quantity shown above. Soemtimes I feel like listening to them and doing so, but other times like now, I look at it and laugh to myself a little. Yeah, I'm not cleaning it out.

Let's see if I can get to 10,000 unread.

Oh btw, a crazy lady tried to ask for help by pulling on my car's door handle tonight on the way to Applegate. We were at a stop light Freaking crazy..

EDIT
IS THIS LEGIT ENOUGH FOR YOU, MRVANGELDREN? LOL